i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
have you ever had a friend who’s just so nice and awesome and caring and super super conscious of what you’re comfortable with?? and you’re just like what the fuck. you can’t out friend me. you think this is a game. stop being so goddamn polite.